What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
~In too deep~
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
team i can’t do math for shit, I can’t write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour, but I can conquer any in class jeopardy game.
Team i can’t do anything but procrastinate on tumblr
team i used to be really good at all the subjects but now im just trying to pass them with minimal emotional and mental scarring
"i wish people would crush on me"
you don’t. you want people you like to crush on you. you want mutual crushes. having people you feel nothing towards crush on you is literally the most uncomfortable thing imaginable. one-sided crushes can ruin friendships completely even if you tried to keep things as they were. crushes sound “cute” but if you can’t return the feeling it becomes whatever the opposite of cute is. this has been a psa.